Fan Mail Episode I: The Phantom Douchebag
Oh joy, someone wrote me a kind note. Would you mind sharing with the rest of the class, young lady? Oh don't bother, I'll share for you hahaha! A long time ago, in a loathsome world of crap far, far away:

"sux2urassmr said...
Do you ever scroll down your archives, look for evidence of people caring (i.e., comments), and feel even worse about yourself than you currently must, given how terrible your blog is? 3 out of the 8 or 9 comments since July are from .... wait for it .... YOU. Another 2 are from spammers and one is from a Canuck. Congratulations on proving to everybody, and mainly yourself, how utterly forgettable you are."

Well "Sux," thanks for hastening the obsolescence of your own argument. It's abundantly ironic that in the very act of searching through my archives for the last eight months and analyzing the breakdown of those admittedly few comments that are to be found, you merely demonstrate the pathetic state of your own sad situation: You probably have better things to do than surf blogs you claim are terrible and compose weak insults for their authors, but you choose to do so anyway. If I'm so forgettable, then why waste your preciously unforgettable time to come here and bitch? Why not just go to another, less terrible site? In the act of sticking around to tell me how much I suck, you show that at that current time, there was no place you'd rather be. DURRRR. Slurs and insults are the products of a dull mind.

***Oh and "Sux," I would be happy to post a link to whatever super blog you author, but "BlahBlah Blog" doesn't seem to have any posts at all. Sad, because I'd love to leave a comment for you to show that I care.